Optimist? Pessimist? From now on consider me an Awesomist.

The force is strong on this goose.

Wonder if, just like you, the Avengers were a little awkward in high school? Well here’s your answer

We love May the Fourth, we love Star Wars. We love it so much that a few years ago we made a video. And yes, I play a pretty sexy Jedi

It’s like a map of likes and cat pictures. My guess is that people who work at Facebook designed it on a 2 inch screen (Thank Reddit)

NASA had the Enterprise airlifted to JFK airport in New York City today. I obtained this exclusive photograph:

I understand that people need help with accounting, taxes, HTML, and other things that need to be dumbified. But when you take the dumbest things on the planet and make them simpler, we need to have a talk

Lindsay Lohan has officially signed on to play Elizabeth Taylor in the biopic “Liz & Dick,” to air to hundreds of hundreds of women on the Lifetime Network.

Production on the film, which will focus on Taylor’s long-running, on-and-off relationship with Richard Burton, begins production in early June in Los Angeles.

If you’re wonder how Lohan will put it off? Here’s a sneak peak

The funny thing is we made this video almost a year ago after Taylor died and Lohan was accused of stealing a necklace, we had no idea we were so on the mark.

Some workers can’t keep their desperate need for attention to themselves. They aren’t content to just put in their eight hours. They need to be creative… even if it bugs their office mates. Check out these 15 Most Pimped Out Office Cubicles before you punch your timecard for the day.

15. Cricket Stadium
We’re not exactly sure what cricket is. Judging from this picture, we suspect it’s related to “Dungeons & Dragons.”

14. Strip Club Cubicle
Sure, the sexual harassment lawsuits will roll in, but it will be worth it if just one… JUST ONE hot business-suited co-ed decides to spin upside down. Note: Broken Newzdoes not encourage sexual harassment, although we do encourage all strippers to wear business outfits.

13. Camouflage Tent
You know how hunters build deer shacks in the woods so they can snipe deer without being detected? Let’s just say we’d start wearing orange vests to work.

12. Nighttime at Work
Here’s an efficiency tip: If you don’t waste all your time designing a cutesy office, you won’t have to sleep under your desk.

11. Disco Backstage
We’re not exactly sure which room this is supposed to represent, but we’re sure a lot of cocaine is done here.

10. Under the Sea/”Back to the Future”
“Marty, you need to go back in time and not drop out of that community college!”

9. Kitchen
Because the one thing every office needs is another smelly microwave.

8. Castle
For those with the awkward combination of a need for everyone to look at them, but no one to get close.

7. Tiki Hut
“Johnson, you’re not allowed to have drinks at your desk. Hey, is this imported beer?”

6. Plants, Everywhere!
Things have been bad in Gotham City. Poison Ivy has been forced to take a desk job.

5. War
Glad you’re using the memory of our deceased veterans in your desperate plea for attention.

4. Toy Roller Coaster
If this worker’s goal was to actively block all work areas under the guise of a poorly-executed “theme,” then watch out, middle-management!

3. Bamboo
While this worker’s space is made from one of nature’s finest building materials. Although this cubicle is not really fair to the Vietnam vet who delivers their mail.

2. The Beach
Sadly, this worker never knew we used his inflatable palm tree-cooler to stash our vod, until the day he was fired for it.

1. The Christmas Cubicle
The worst part of this cubicle is the statement it makes. Basically, “I love making themed cubicles for every holiday… Except Valentine’s Day because for some strange reason I’m always single.”

You probably need to be a bit of a dick to be a billionaire. Whether you’re a Mac or a PC person, you probably have a few opinions of its OS maker. How well do you hate your guy, or the other guy? And even more, can you figure out why you hate them? Can this make you hate them a little more? See if you can match the quote to Steve Jobs or Bill Gates
1. I want to put a ding in the universe.

2. I was worth over $1,000,000 when I was 23, and over $10,000,000 when I was 24, and over $100,000,000 when I was 25, and it wasn’t that important because I never did it for the money.

3. [My company] is not about greed. It’s about innovation and fairness.

4. My job is to not be easy on people. My job is to make them better.

5. If I’d had some set idea of a finish line, don’t you think I would have crossed it years ago?

6. If you’re asking whether I intentionally mess up my hair, no, I don’t.

7. The Japanese have hit the shores like dead fish. They’re just like dead fish washing up on the shores.

8. 640K ought to be enough for anybody.

9. Unfortunately, people are not rebelling against [other company]. They don’t know any better.

10. We made the buttons on the screen look so good you’ll want to lick them.

11. Since when has the world of computer software design been about what people want?

12. If you can’t make it good, at least make it look good.

13. There are people who don’t like capitalism, and people who don’t like PCs. But there’s no-one who likes the PC who doesn’t like Microsoft.

14. [Other guy]‘d be a broader guy if he had dropped acid once or gone off to an ashram when he was younger.

15. I have 100 billion dollars… You realize I could spend 3 million dollars a day, every day, for the next 100 years?

16. The only problem with [competitor] is they just have no taste. They have absolutely no taste. And I don’t mean that in a small way, I mean that in a big way, in the sense that they don’t think of original ideas, and they don’t bring much culture into their products.

17. People everywhere love Windows.

18. Click. Boom. Amazing!

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