NASA had the Enterprise airlifted to JFK airport in New York City today. I obtained this exclusive photograph:
I understand that people need help with accounting, taxes, HTML, and other things that need to be dumbified. But when you take the dumbest things on the planet and make them simpler, we need to have a talk
Erm, I used Instagram on Hubble’s picture of the “Pillars of Creation” and this happened:
This is a snapshot of my usual routine.
Ever since Siri has come out I have been flooded with emails, tweets, messages and comments asking me if I am Siri, or asking me if I am dating Siri, or telling me that Siri is more awesome than me. I have seen hundreds of screenshots, videos and parodies of people asking Siri to “Open [...]
After seeing Dave play Angry Birds in the toilet cubicle for the 557th time I decided to put up the following hygiene notice:
Over Christmas, John Hendren retweeted on Twitter anyone complaining their Christmas was ruined because they didn’t receive an iPad. Or a MacBook. Or an iPhone. Or an iPod. Or a car. Or, the iPad they got was the wrong color. It was a couple of days ago, so I have collated all of the retweets [...]
We’re guessing even the biggest fans of Foursquare haven’t seen these little known gems. Kid Toucher : That’s your fifth playground in the last three days! And while we’re glad to see that you and your kids are getting some exercise, it’s starting to get a little bit creepy. Just sayin. Wait, you do [...]
I don’t know why people keep telling me that the iPad is better than the Galaxy. They are wrong, and I made this chart to show them just how wrong they are:
