Science
NASA Installs Instagram to Hubble to get Hipsters interested in Space
NASA is attempting to get more hipsters interested in space by installing Instagram in the Hubble Telescope. NASA says the program is designed to inspire future scientists and engineers by making space seem less mainstream and more obscure. Other attempts to intrigue the genre into the space program are skinny spacesuits, ironically named planets [...]
10 Weirdest Things Found Up People’s Rectums
Just so you know there are no gerbils on this list. According to the medical journal “Rectal Foreign Bodies,” which we used to research this phenomenon, “gerbiling” is an urban legend. There are no reported cases of people with gerbils stuck in their ass. Yeah we’re kind of heartbroken about it. We guess we owe [...]
Mayan Calendar Was Never Turned Over. We’re Not Fucked Until 2143
This week scientists announced that their end of world prediction could be well off from the December 21st 2012 date originally stated. The Mayan calendar, the source for that specific date, apparently had never been turned over. Experts now claim that we’re all well and good until 2143 and said they we’re truly sorry for [...]
