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Date A Geek
A little video we made to remind you all, no matter how geeky we are we can always find love
Why Michelle Obama and I Kicked Santa’s Big Fat Butt
Gotta love Christmas. It’s great for presents, good cheer, and reindeer. It’s not so good for role models, however. One man in particular – Santa Claus – is perpetuating the nation’s obesity problem. It’s why my latest epiphany required the help of the First Lady, Michelle Obama. Together, we embarked on a mission that may [...]
Macopalypse Now
For all the people who are reading this while holed up in their apocalypse shelters, I bring you good news. And some bad news. The good news: The Mayans were wrong. I’m not saying that in a glib, “your era of human existence was so stupid” way. After all, we couldn’t really expect them to [...]
Touch Me Elmo Commercial
We made a video. Share it with the world… or else.
Lance Armstrong Livestrong’s New Logo
Lance Armstrong has been stepping down from anything attached to his name. But as we have learned from athletes using steroids, all you need to do is this
Star Fleet Admit “Red Shirts” Are Just Target Employees Looking for Better, Short Life
The latest controversy over the thousands of “Red Shirt” Federation crew members killed over the last few decades has taken another turn. Star Fleet has admitted they have been “targeting” Target employees for enlistment promising them a better life. “Have you ever seen such an unhappy bunch? We’re doing them a favor” Said Admiral Lester [...]
Internet Predictions for 2012
2012 brings us to a shiny, undamaged year. One of uncertainty and excitement. The kind that almost makes you piddle. What can we expect with this layer of 365 virgin time? Well, we’ve used our super computers to figure out EXACTLY what we can look forward to. Get ready to piddle a little more. In [...]
Everything Great About Youtube
A while back I made a video showing my love for all things Youtube. Why? Because I love you all. If you’re looking for a list of what’s what? Well… I don’t have it. But here are SOME of the videos in an article I wrote call 50 Things You Need To See On The [...]
Broken Newz, 10 Years ago on The Screen Savers
Many things have changed since Broken Newz launched. One changes, a sad one, is the loss of The Screen Savers. Not only did we love this show, we were even on it. By we, I mean me. I got to pull the hair of Leo Laporte, who is turns out after all… didn’t have a [...]
10 Signs You’re Too Old For Facebook
Facebook is fun, it’s addicting but we can’t forget it was designed for kids. Though that didn’t stop many 20, 30, 40, 50 and oldersomes from creating their own pages and updating us daily with older people stuff But there is an age limit. No matter how cool you are for your age, it doesn’t [...]
