Some workers can’t keep their desperate need for attention to themselves. They aren’t content to just put in their eight hours. They need to be creative… even if it bugs their office mates. Check out these 15 Most Pimped Out Office Cubicles before you punch your timecard for the day.

15. Cricket Stadium
We’re not exactly sure what cricket is. Judging from this picture, we suspect it’s related to “Dungeons & Dragons.”

14. Strip Club Cubicle
Sure, the sexual harassment lawsuits will roll in, but it will be worth it if just one… JUST ONE hot business-suited co-ed decides to spin upside down. Note: Broken Newzdoes not encourage sexual harassment, although we do encourage all strippers to wear business outfits.

13. Camouflage Tent
You know how hunters build deer shacks in the woods so they can snipe deer without being detected? Let’s just say we’d start wearing orange vests to work.

12. Nighttime at Work
Here’s an efficiency tip: If you don’t waste all your time designing a cutesy office, you won’t have to sleep under your desk.

11. Disco Backstage
We’re not exactly sure which room this is supposed to represent, but we’re sure a lot of cocaine is done here.

10. Under the Sea/”Back to the Future”
“Marty, you need to go back in time and not drop out of that community college!”

9. Kitchen
Because the one thing every office needs is another smelly microwave.

8. Castle
For those with the awkward combination of a need for everyone to look at them, but no one to get close.

7. Tiki Hut
“Johnson, you’re not allowed to have drinks at your desk. Hey, is this imported beer?”

6. Plants, Everywhere!
Things have been bad in Gotham City. Poison Ivy has been forced to take a desk job.

5. War
Glad you’re using the memory of our deceased veterans in your desperate plea for attention.

4. Toy Roller Coaster
If this worker’s goal was to actively block all work areas under the guise of a poorly-executed “theme,” then watch out, middle-management!

3. Bamboo
While this worker’s space is made from one of nature’s finest building materials. Although this cubicle is not really fair to the Vietnam vet who delivers their mail.

2. The Beach
Sadly, this worker never knew we used his inflatable palm tree-cooler to stash our vod, until the day he was fired for it.

1. The Christmas Cubicle
The worst part of this cubicle is the statement it makes. Basically, “I love making themed cubicles for every holiday… Except Valentine’s Day because for some strange reason I’m always single.”